In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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