I need help removing her.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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