yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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