I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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