so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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