What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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