i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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