he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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