I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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