I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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