I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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