you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
