either way he was missing a nipple.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Houston, we have a squirter
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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