I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So vagazzling was a success
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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