Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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