They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You brought string cheese to the strip club
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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