Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's like God shit irony all over that family
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
