hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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