Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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