was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
