Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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