Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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