we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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