Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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