You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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