Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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