once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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