The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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