my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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