Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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