just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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