think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
