I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
FUCK WHALES
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