i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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