So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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