question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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