This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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