wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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