I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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