so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I need moral support for this bender
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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