You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
try to milk me bitch
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