but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just pee around me
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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