At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All I want is dick and wine.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
tell me about the fingering
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