only if we run a train.
done.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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