perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
you never un-have a 4some
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My life is pants optional.
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