Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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