This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
True but thats because hes a fetus.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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