when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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