we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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