Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
