Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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