I wish I could punch you in the face.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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