i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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