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I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome

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(208): I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome http://tfl.nu/zb92

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(567): View more from Ohio

you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.

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(567): you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often. http://tfl.nu/8to5

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(214): View more from Texas

bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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(214): bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink. http://tfl.nu/4c2j

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..

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(321): you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night.. http://tfl.nu/r63d

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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks

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(248): My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks http://tfl.nu/rdtc

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(514): View more from Quebec

he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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(514): he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come. http://tfl.nu/c1dt

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Some one left their pants in the elevator.

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(617): Some one left their pants in the elevator. http://tfl.nu/4aog

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(310): View more from California

Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!

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(310): Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type! http://tfl.nu/avo3

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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.

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(719): Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible. http://tfl.nu/tds6

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??

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(701): She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that?? http://tfl.nu/2mxl

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(425): View more from Washington

I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life

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(425): I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life http://tfl.nu/15hg

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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.

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(815): Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time. http://tfl.nu/q2s4

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him

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(859): I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him http://tfl.nu/eehd

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(256): View more from Alabama

IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.

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(256): IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS. http://tfl.nu/wp8w

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(631): View more from New York

My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that

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(631): My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that http://tfl.nu/insc

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