Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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