My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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